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Mommy Lesson #1937 November 4, 2009

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I’m sitting here in this dark, cold and dreary basement at work stuffing my face full of pepperoni pizza pondering on what to blog as my first official blog as the SexGrinch. 


“Should I go with a sex theme?  …  Now that wouldn’t make sense being the “SexGrinch” and all…”


“Should I complain about work?  … Yeah I wouldn’t want to read that either.”


When it finally dawned on me that the hardest Mommy Lesson my 2 year old daughter, Cindy Lou Who*, has just taught me would be a shining example of not only my mothering capablities but of the future she has in store for me.


We take Cindy Lou to “Wonder Woman Heather” as I call her.  She’s like the child whisperer.  I wish I could adopt her as my pet and bring her home.  Luckily for Cindy Lou and me, she’s better with my daughter than I am and much more easy going. 


So last week when I picked Cindy Lou up from daycare and Heather announced, “Boy have I got a story for you!” I knew I should probably brace myself.  Every child cusses once or twice at daycare right?  Of course they do.  It’s a common occurance in nature.  I’m perfectly okay with that and considering the amount of cusswords I mutter at home, I knew I would soon get that fateful daycare report.  Oh, but Cindy Lou had something else in store for me… Entirely.


My precious Cindy Lou is not a child to be outdone.  She’ll be the best (or worst), the biggest and the baddest there is, come hell or high water.  


How can you be the “best” cusser at daycare you ask?  You find the daycare provider’s only daughter and you point at her and scream with all of the air in your lungs ‘FUCK YOU’ and then continue to do so repeatedly until you’re whisked out of the room by an adult who can hardly breathe through fits of laughter.  That’s how.


So that’s my little Cindy Lou Who.  She’s 2, she’s sweet and she cusses like a sailor off to war. 


Just like her mother.


*Names have been changed to drive you bat-shit crazy and keep you guessing.


8 Responses to “Mommy Lesson #1937”

  1. Yaya Says:


  2. Melissa B. Says:

    Yeah, my kiddos learned some pretty salty language from their Daddy…SITS sent me by, and I’m glad they did!

    Life’s a Beach

  3. Eva Gallant Says:

    That is too funny….and it turned out to have a sex theme! lol

    just stopped by from SITS to say hi; hope you’ll do the same.

  4. I love this one. I was a nanny for many years and have seen and heard a lot. A friend of mine used to say the “F word” alot. I would always warn her to be careful in front of her daughter b/c they tend to pick those words up the easiest. Sure enough one day we were out front and the little cutie pie dropped something and she said plain as day “Ahhh Fuck it! We all tried not to laugh (or at least not so she could see it. It was just perfect the way she said it too. Out of the mouths of babes!!

    Stopping by from Sits and thanks for visiting me too!

  5. Teri M Says:

    Sounds like you are going to have lots of fun future blog posts inspired by your daughter. Welcome to blogging!!

  6. The Rambler Says:

    First of all…who wouldn’t love someone with a name like SexGrinch?!?

    Second…you have ignited a fear that my 3 year old will blast the nice preschool ladies with something that will constitute a ‘note’ home with her backpack.

    GREAT blog!! I enjoy your writing.

  7. Noelle Says:

    i think you’re off to a good start…

    both with the blog AND cindy lou. i enjoyed your story!

    stop by sometime…

  8. Kim Says:

    That is too funny! Can you imagine the look on the adults’ faces, priceless.

    Just stopping by from SITS, I like your blog! Thanks for sharing!

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