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Why I Hate Sex — Top Ten Thursdays! November 12, 2009

Filed under: Top Ten Thursday — sexgrinch @ 3:12 AM

10.  It takes too much damn work.

9.  I don’t orgasm from it anways.

8.  It makes the room smell funny.

7.  It screws up your hair.

6.  Becuase of  Mr. Grinch and I’s conflicting schedules there is no “good” time to do it.

5.  It’s messy.

4.  I think we’re in a rut.

3.  The lexapro totally killed my sex drive (what I was regaining of it, at least).

2.  Mr. Grinch gets mad when I try to watch TV at the same time.

1.  I have a headache…

I realize not everyone hates sex and most days I don’t either, but I have this extreme pressure to live up to my title! 🙂  Just kidding.   Have fun with this one!  Even if you love sex, just have fun!

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3 Responses to “Why I Hate Sex — Top Ten Thursdays!”

  1. Quite an interesting top 10. Came over via SITS. Enjoy your day.

  2. Charity Says:

    Hahaha, this really cracked me up!

    Found you through SITS!

  3. Julia Says:

    Im a hater some days too!

    Visiting from SITS


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