I had a dream last night unlike any dream I’ve had in the last year. It was funny and happy. I think this Lexapro is really doing what it says.
In my dream I was late for my period so I do what women who are late do, I pee on a stick. Not just any stick, I pee on a digital pee stick. I wasn’t fooling around with “is that a line?!” type crap, apparently. Seconds after I take the test the word “pregnant” appears. I’m overjoyed. I rush the test out to Mr. Grinch who is nervously awaiting the result. I smile and hand him the test.
He looks up at me confused. I look back in amazement.
“WHAT!? It says We’re PREGNANT!”
“No… It doesn’t. It says ‘Nevermind’.”
I rip the test from his hands only to read the fateful line ‘Nevermind’. What could that even mean? I push Mr. Grinch out the door to purchase more pee sticks and while he’s out, I wake up.
I had a good chuckle when I woke up. It’s the first time I remember being happy when I woke up in over a year. It’s a wonderful feeling!